FiveStalt
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Much of this will sound arbitrary and stupid. That's it, I'm not going to offer an explanation, some will just sound arbitrary and stupid.<br> | Much of this will sound arbitrary and stupid. That's it, I'm not going to offer an explanation, some will just sound arbitrary and stupid.<br> | ||
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| - | == | + | ==Prospective rules for possible game (Unfinished)== |
| - | <br> | + | Pick five base classes. Combine all five as a singular gestalt. You may not change those five at any time.<br> |
| - | <br> | + | You start at Level 15<br> |
| + | No class has any alignment-based restriction. Roll a d8 and mark the result as your alignment. Yes your alignment is a number.<br> | ||
| + | Any discussion of alignment unrelated to the preceding rule will be ignored.<br> | ||
| + | You may refluff any armor or weapons as any other item of the appropriate size as long as I think it's funny. This is fluff only, if you try to milk any mechanical benefits from it, you will be smote.<br> | ||
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No PrCs Ever.<br> | No PrCs Ever.<br> | ||
| + | No LA races, no Racial Hit Dice<br> | ||
| + | No flaws<br> | ||
| + | No item crafting<br> | ||
| + | No LA buyoff<br> | ||
Requests for homebrew will be met with derision.<br> | Requests for homebrew will be met with derision.<br> | ||
| - | Requests for | + | Requests for monster classes will be met with laughter.<br> |
Requests for Pathfinder will be met with violence.<br> | Requests for Pathfinder will be met with violence.<br> | ||
| + | Begging will only result in inquiries of how many fucks I give.<br> | ||
Any request which would cause other players to start writing their sheets over again from scratch because of its scope will be denied.<br> | Any request which would cause other players to start writing their sheets over again from scratch because of its scope will be denied.<br> | ||
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No LA buyoff<br> | No LA buyoff<br> | ||
Web content must be approved beforehand.<br> | Web content must be approved beforehand.<br> | ||
| + | 3.0 Content must be approved beforehand.<br> | ||
The following classes are banned:<br> | The following classes are banned:<br> | ||
| - | -Paladin; Hexblade; Druid; CW Samurai; Factotum; Any class from Complete Psionic<br> | + | -Paladin; Hexblade; Druid; CW Samurai; Factotum; Monk; Any class from Complete Psionic<br> |
You may not purposefully age your character to receive benefits.<br> | You may not purposefully age your character to receive benefits.<br> | ||
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You raise a stat point every other level rather than every four levels, but no stat can be raised twice in a row.<br> | You raise a stat point every other level rather than every four levels, but no stat can be raised twice in a row.<br> | ||
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You get twice as many skill points from both classes and your int modifier. <br> | You get twice as many skill points from both classes and your int modifier. <br> | ||
Permanent increases to INT retroactively increase your skill point total. This is to reduce bookkeeping.<br> | Permanent increases to INT retroactively increase your skill point total. This is to reduce bookkeeping.<br> | ||
| + | Treat your character as if he/she had the benefits of Vow of Poverty but without the requirements of poverty.<br> | ||
| + | Your character gets 100,000 gp discretionary money to spend on gear.<br> | ||
| + | No asking about wealth by level or complaining about shopping.<br> | ||
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| + | No airships.<br> | ||
| + | Flying fortresses are okay if you make them yourself.<br> | ||
| + | No airship-shaped fortresses.<br> | ||
| + | If what you're trying to accomplish requires the use of real-world sciences, I reserve the right to have your plan immediately fail and backfire on you. And if you find a way to undo the damage, I also reserve the right to have it backfire again, in a different manner, and twice as badly.<br> | ||
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Character background must consist of the following, no more will be read by the DM:<br> | Character background must consist of the following, no more will be read by the DM:<br> | ||
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-The homeland's opinion of your character in no more than 50 words. A one word description is acceptable.<br> | -The homeland's opinion of your character in no more than 50 words. A one word description is acceptable.<br> | ||
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| + | ==Other== | ||
| + | Monsters may randomly be immune to anything I want if I get pissy, bored, or it's a day that ends in 'Y'.<br> | ||
Whenever you're caught saying or writing "Epic", take a drink.<br> | Whenever you're caught saying or writing "Epic", take a drink.<br> | ||
| + | Setting details will only be revealed to you after you provide me with your backstory. Sharing these details will get your character turned into a newt.<br> | ||
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==Sheet-making== | ==Sheet-making== | ||
If you're not taking any alternate class features for a class and have no class features for that class that are chosen rather than selected, you should simply write "Class X" in the class features section of your sheet instead of listing class features. | If you're not taking any alternate class features for a class and have no class features for that class that are chosen rather than selected, you should simply write "Class X" in the class features section of your sheet instead of listing class features. | ||
