D20r Sexy:Wild Oats

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''"Genuine wild oats, culled thrashing from the stem, sown by the full moon, watered with your own urine? So that when the plants mature, and the oat nymph manifests, she will be bound to you, the fertilizer figure?  
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''"Genuine wild oats, culled thrashing from the stem, sown by the full moon, watered with your own urine? So that when the plants mature, and the oat nymph manifests, she will be bound to you, the fertilizer figure?''
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"Son, believe me, I comprehend the attraction; I sowed wild oats myself when I was your age. Got me a nymph, too, with flowing green hair and a body like the great outdoors - but I had forgotten about the special watering, and so she escaped me. I never saw anything so lovely in my life - except your mother, of course." ''
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''"Son, believe me, I comprehend the attraction; I sowed wild oats myself when I was your age. Got me a nymph, too, with flowing green hair and a body like the great outdoors - but I had forgotten about the special watering, and so she escaped me. I never saw anything so lovely in my life - except your mother, of course."''
- Roland of North Village, A Spell for Chameleon.
- Roland of North Village, A Spell for Chameleon.

Current revision as of 03:59, 15 September 2010

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