D20r Sexy:Magical Items
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This section deals with a wide variety of magical items of all manner of types, including things such as potions. | This section deals with a wide variety of magical items of all manner of types, including things such as potions. | ||
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| + | ''Some of these items should probably be revised to have the caster level and cost match more...'' | ||
== Armor Properties == | == Armor Properties == | ||
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''Caster Level: 9th; Prerequisites: Craft rod, Animate Object. Market Price: 38,500 gp. Cost to Create: 19,250 GP + 1540 XP.'' | ''Caster Level: 9th; Prerequisites: Craft rod, Animate Object. Market Price: 38,500 gp. Cost to Create: 19,250 GP + 1540 XP.'' | ||
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| + | == Staves == | ||
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| + | === Tentacular Staff (enhancement for existing staves) === | ||
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| + | This modification of staves allows for a staff to recharge by tentacles sprouting out of one end and seeking sexual secretions. When they cause a victim to orgasm, the staff recovers five charges. The tentacles can only be used on willing, unconscious, or magically held subjects. Using this property is thus almost assuredly tantamount to rape, and thus an Evil act. | ||
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| + | ''Caster Level: 15th. Prerequisites: Craft Staff. Market Price and Cost To Create: x2 standard.'' | ||
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| + | == Wands == | ||
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| + | === Phallic (enhancement for existing wands) === | ||
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| + | Phallic wands absorb sexual secretions to recharge when used to bring others to orgasm. Not only do they count as a ''Masterwork Dildo'', but using it to bring someone to Climax restores five charges to the wand. The wand can start to get "weird" if overcharged, having bizarre psychological effects on anyone who has 'used' it in the past month. | ||
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| + | ''Caster Level: 7th. Prerequisites: Craft Wand, creator must have Coital Casting feat. Market Price and Cost To Create: x4 standard.'' | ||
== Weapon Properties == | == Weapon Properties == | ||
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=== Ejaculating === | === Ejaculating === | ||
| - | + | Only Piercing weapons can be Ejaculating. On a critical hit, the weapon takes on a phallic image and ejaculates a sperm-like material into the wound, adding 2d4 Dexterity and Constitution damage, and nauseating the victim (Fort save DC 14 negates). | |
== Weapons (Specific) == | == Weapons (Specific) == | ||
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''Caster Level: 6th. Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, bless. Market Price: 4,302 gp. Cost to Create: 2,151 gp + 172 XP.'' | ''Caster Level: 6th. Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, bless. Market Price: 4,302 gp. Cost to Create: 2,151 gp + 172 XP.'' | ||
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| + | == Wondrous Items == | ||
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| + | === Belt of Rapid Gestation === | ||
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| + | This belt of green silk, lined with coral and gold, is capable of shortening the pregnancy of the wearer; pregnancy concludes in one-tenth the time that would be normal. This has no adverse effect on the development of the baby. (High-magic cultures thus might consider these a standard tool; shorter pregnancies are pregnancies with fewer chances for something to go wrong.) | ||
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| + | ''Caster Level: 11th. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Rapid Pregnancy. Market Price: 66,000 gp. Cost to Create: 33,000 GP + 1,320 XP. Weight: 1 lb.'' | ||
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| + | === Bodice of Transvestitism === | ||
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| + | This belt is capable of making a victim appear to be exactly the opposite of their normal sex. In order to see through this disguise, a character must make a successful spot check (DC 20), though those of the gender the target appears to be gain a +5 competence bonus to this check. | ||
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| + | ''Caster Level: 3rd. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Change Self. Market Price: 3,000 gp. Cost to Create: 1,500 GP + 120 XP. Weight: 1 lb.'' | ||
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| + | === Clothing Fit For An Emperor === | ||
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| + | This royal outfit looks glorious and beautiful... To the person wearing it. To anyone else, it's completely invisible. Combined with a bluff to convince the wearer that only fools cannot see it... | ||
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| + | It is generally ''not'' recommended that the person creating this sell it to an unaware patron. Or at the very least, they should make sure that they're not ''blamed'' for it... | ||
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| + | ''Caster Level: 3rd. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Emperor's New Clothes. Market Price: 5000 GP. Cost to Create: 2500 GP + 200 XP.'' | ||
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| + | === Earrings of Androgyny === | ||
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| + | Your gender becomes indiscernible to others ''even if you are naked''. Only a Search check of DC 30 will firmly identify your gender while wearing these perfectly-either-gender-friendly studs. | ||
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| + | (When used humorously, referring to them as the rings of any example of [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmbiguousGender this TV Trope]] works.) | ||
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| + | ''Caster Level: 3rd. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, alter self. Market Price: 24,000 gp. Cost to Create: 12,000 GP + 960 XP. Weight: -.'' | ||
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| + | === Everful Baby Bottle === | ||
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| + | This glass bottle is always full of fresh, warm, highly nutritious milk. The bottle defaults to cow or goat milk, but can be set to the milk of any mammal holding it (taking a minute to 'switch over'.) | ||
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| + | ''Caster Level: 5th. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, create food and water. Market Price: 30,000 GP. Cost to Create: 15000 GP + 1,200 XP. Weight: 2 lb.'' | ||
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| + | === Figurine of Wondrous Power, Alabaster Manikin === | ||
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| + | This variant of the existing ''Figurines of Wondrous Power'', when animated, appears to be a lovely, naked member of the same race and opposite (or preferred) sex as the owner. The figurine serves happily and well, with a +10 to Sexual Ability and knowledge of most basic sexual techniques. It may be used no more than four times per week for up to 12 hours total. | ||
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| + | ''Caster Level: 11th. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, animate object. Market Price: 13,500 gp. Cost to Create: 6,750 GP + 540 XP. Weight: -.'' | ||
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| + | === Goggles of Voyeurism === | ||
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| + | These goggles allow the wearer to see others as if they were not wearing clothes. Both lenses must be worn for this to work. | ||
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| + | ''Caster Level: 3rd. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Emperor's New Clothes. Market Price: 8,000 gp. Weight: -.'' | ||
