D20r:Sexy Content
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This page and its subpages seek to convert content from a few different d20-related sources for sexuality-related material and make them available in d20r. | This page and its subpages seek to convert content from a few different d20-related sources for sexuality-related material and make them available in d20r. | ||
| - | Significant portions of this content may be safe for general use | + | Significant portions of this content may be safe for general use, at least with creative interpretation (in particular, many spells and magic items can be brought down to what you could put in a PG-13 movie), however, in general, it is ''inappropriate for those under the age of 18''. |
| - | Don't abuse these. Trust us, just don't. | + | Don't abuse these. Trust us, just don't. If you ''don't'' trust us... Well, look at the sections about Consequences, and the section on Things The GM Can Use Against Anyone Who Decides To Use This Too Seriously. Remember that most things that give the players options give the GM options, too. |
| - | Also, this work primarily limits itself to Sexy Content that fits a general adventuring campaign; | + | Also, this work primarily limits itself to Sexy Content that fits a general adventuring campaign; certain things, such as rules for pregnancy/conception are explicitly ''not'' considered, because pregnancy (for example) takes a female adventurer out of the campaign for the best part of a year. Players who seriously wish to role-play this should consult ''heavily'' with their DMs, and read ALL the Sacred Rules Of The Sexy. |
| - | == The Sacred | + | == The Sacred Rules Of The Sexy == |
| - | If you're using these rules, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfSexy this page is required reading]. | + | If you're using these rules, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfSexy this page is required reading]. Also, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST3KMantra], because these rules are ''in no way realistic''. |
| - | The Sacred Rule Of The Sexy is as follows: | + | The First Sacred Rule Of The Sexy is as follows: |
''The GM decides how much, or how little, they will let you get away with in the name of The Sexy.'' | ''The GM decides how much, or how little, they will let you get away with in the name of The Sexy.'' | ||
| - | Ultimately, it is the GM who must decide the tone of your game, and allowing you to get away with things like bare midriffs does, even if subtly, change that tone. | + | :Ultimately, it is the GM who must decide the tone of your game, and allowing you to get away with things like bare midriffs does, even if subtly, change that tone. |
| + | :Fortunately, most GMs are just as perverted (or non-perverted) as their players, so if you're seriously pondering using any of this, your GM is probably not above letting it happen! (Just watch out, because, like all content, you need to let the GM see this before use, and letting him see it might inspire him to ''use'' it... | ||
| + | :The GM has to decide if the Sexy Content is okay in your campaign, or if snippets from this book are all that is being used, or if the whole damn thing is "No. Just no." | ||
| - | + | The Second Sacred Rule Of The Sexy is as follows: | |
| - | + | ''Do not use this to piss off your fellow player.'' | |
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| + | This should go without saying, but... | ||
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| + | The Third Sacred Rule Of The Sexy is as follows: | ||
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| + | ''Don't forget the relative importance of sexuality in the campaign.'' | ||
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| + | Read: For most player-characters, sexuality will ''not'' be that important - it's fun, and sometimes useful, but your characters are adventurers first and foremost; every sexual advantage in the book won't help in most combat situations, dungeoneering, or the like. Use these rules to spice up your character, maybe seek a diplomatic advantage, and find some unusual encounters, sure, just don't expect the options to be exceptionally useful. | ||
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| + | The Final Sacred Rule Of The Sexy is as follows: | ||
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| + | ''If you are even CONSIDERING using sexuality-related issues for heavy drama, especially if the word "rape" has come up in conversations about this... You really DON'T want these rules.'' | ||
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| + | Remember what we said above about these rules not being very serious? We meant it. These rules aren't meant to allow for that kind of detail. There are other mechanics for This And That that may better suit your needs... If (and this is a ''ludicrously massive'' "if") you're even in a campaign that suits it. (HINT: If it's a D&D campaign, it probably doesn't.) | ||
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| + | == The Rule Of Sexy Outfitting == | ||
In a campaign where the Rule Of Sexy is provided for and encouraged, impractical can be ''very'' practical. | In a campaign where the Rule Of Sexy is provided for and encouraged, impractical can be ''very'' practical. | ||
| - | All outfits, armor, etc., ''even if enchanted'', can be tuned for The Sexy without penalty. If it is not already tuned for it, a relevant craft check (weaving or blacksmithing, usually) can be made; this check does not have a DC; instead, the better you do, the hotter the result. | + | All outfits, armor, etc., ''even if enchanted'', can be tuned for The Sexy without penalty. If it is not already tuned for it, a relevant craft check (weaving or blacksmithing, usually) can be made; this particular check does not have a DC; instead, the better you do, the hotter the result. |
| - | Occasionally, doing so will have side effects on an armor; modifying platemail to have a Zettai Ryouiki effect might produce a weak spot (-1 AC) but makes it more flexible (+1 max Dex bonus, -1 Armor Check penalty), for example. | + | Occasionally, at GM and Player option (as in, if the GM wants to do it, he should warn the player BEFORE they try) doing so will have side effects on an armor; modifying platemail to have a Zettai Ryouiki effect might produce a weak spot (-1 AC) but makes it more flexible (+1 max Dex bonus, -1 Armor Check penalty), for example. |
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| + | Certain clothes are automatically Sexy-optimized, and don't need or benefit (even in fluff!) from further optimization beyond tune-tailoring to the character's specific sizes (DC is based on a GM estimate of how far off the previous wearer's sizes - or those of an all-rolls-average human or item-relevant species if the items are new and not custom-made - are from the player, but generally quite low - DC 15 on the higher end of things). | ||
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| + | == The Handy Curtain == | ||
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| + | Given the number of players who like having sexy content in a campaign, surprisingly few want to deal with actual depictions of sex itself. In general, if things are getting sufficiently steamy, the GM, or a vote of players, can vote to drop the shades on a scene. The section, "Status Conditions and Influencing Them", provides a way to quickly go into the results if you seriously care. | ||
== Beauty Modifier == | == Beauty Modifier == | ||
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Characters who are dirtied by combat, or by a full day without cleaning, lose one point of Beauty Modifier until they reach a minimum of -4. Basic cleaning takes ten minutes a day and requires access to water - however, it will only stave off losses for days without cleaning. More serious bathing takes a half hour. | Characters who are dirtied by combat, or by a full day without cleaning, lose one point of Beauty Modifier until they reach a minimum of -4. Basic cleaning takes ten minutes a day and requires access to water - however, it will only stave off losses for days without cleaning. More serious bathing takes a half hour. | ||
| - | == Sexy Pages == | + | |
| + | == Sexy Content Pages == | ||
* [[d20r_Sexy:Status Conditions and Influencing Them]] | * [[d20r_Sexy:Status Conditions and Influencing Them]] | ||
* [[d20r_Sexy:Consequences]] | * [[d20r_Sexy:Consequences]] | ||
| + | * [[d20r_Sexy:Alignments on The Sexy]] | ||
* [[d20r_Sexy:Races and Classes on The Sexy]] | * [[d20r_Sexy:Races and Classes on The Sexy]] | ||
* [[d20r_Sexy:Skills]] | * [[d20r_Sexy:Skills]] | ||
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* [[d20r_Sexy:Magic]] | * [[d20r_Sexy:Magic]] | ||
* [[d20r_Sexy:Stuff]] | * [[d20r_Sexy:Stuff]] | ||
| - | * [[d20r_Sexy:Things The GM Can Use Against Anyone Who Decides To Use This Too Seriously]] | + | * [[d20r_Sexy:Things The GM Can Use Against Anyone Who Decides To Use This Too Seriously]] |
